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Written by Politruk Burba
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Monday, 27 November 2006 |
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It took four freight trains of coal, two dirigible accidents, thousands of dinars in bribes, countless human rights violations, and three gallons of petrolium jelly but the unthinkable has happened - The Department of Agitation and Propaganda (Agitate Atlanta) has established an omnipotent web presence. This radical step into the future will bring on numerous changes to the everyday lives of the plebians and patricians of the diaspora. In our day and age of informatory overload the common man (woman and child) are often bombarded with unnecessary and often adverse particulars. Don't you often wish that there was an entity that would tell you what to listen to, what to read, how to look and where to go? Of course you do, you were likely to have been born in the former Soviet Union (or during the Regan era). Either way, the nostalgia for those sunny decisionless days is deeply rooted within you. The Department of Agitation and Propaganda vows to fill that void. By delivering only Party Approved information in easy to comprehend bite size pieces, just like your babushka used to make. You will come here for music reviews, film censorships, mandatory book recommendations, social intercourse and most importantly Department Sponsored Diskotek Event notifications. This is your new home. Добро Пожаловать!
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 30 November 2006 )
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I would welcome a privilege and an opportunity to become a productive member of your glorious and noble undertaking. Truly, the likes of this was unseen by progressive humanity since the days of Belka and Strelka, first dog-cosmonauts to circumnavigate Earth! Raising my voice in a unified chorus with voices of the confused by the variety of choices, I praise your endeavor. Tell me where to drop the money.