Enjoy, if you were born lucky enough to understand the lyrics.  

Our first officious movie censorship. The honor goes to a movie with a misleading title - Russian Dolls (Les Poupees Russes)

Short synopsis: a pathetic 30-something Parisian writer is unable to write or maintain relationships. He ghostwrites autobiographies and soap scripts while trying to find love. His friend is obsessed with a Russian ballet dance, who he eventually marries. If this is not indie enough for you then there are also some French lesbians and Audrey Tatu (Amelie).

The Party does not suggest watching this movie, unless you're courting a high school liberal mademoiselle, but even she might think you're a sissy for liking this self-pity euro chick flick.  The only redeeming quality to this film is that your remote has a  stop and an eject buttons.

VERDICT: Party Censored

According to the research, Russians do not use seatbelts, break speed-limits, drive through red lights, drive drunk and have sex while driving much more often than other Europeans do.

According to the poll, 36 percent of Russian drivers regularly cross speed limits. This is the highest rate in Europe, the Delovoi Peterburg newspaper reported. Russians talk on the cell phone while driving more often than drivers in the other 14 European countries polled. About 30 percent of those polled in Russia have driven drunk before.

Russians also do not pay enough attention to their physical condition when they are going to take the wheel. Only 9 percent of those polled in Europe will drive if they don’t feel good in comparison with 23 percent of Russians.

23 percent of drivers in Russia scold others while driving, and another 23 percent can break in centre strip to surpass the other cars. And finally, over 60 percent of those polled in Russia do not check the condition of their tires. Original article over yonder.

As if The Party's online presence didn't already make your day, week, month, and/or year, here's yet another reason to celebrate. Oleg has outdone himself again, and brought Astral Projection to Atlanta for your edification and amusement. This is an officially sanctioned event – many prominent Party members will be there to meet and greet with their subjects.

It took four freight trains of coal, two dirigible accidents, thousands of dinars in bribes, countless human rights violations, and three gallons of petrolium jelly but  the  unthinkable has happened - The Department of Agitation and Propaganda (Agitate Atlanta) has established an omnipotent web presence.

This radical step into the future will bring on numerous changes to the everyday lives of the plebians and patricians of the diaspora. In our day and age of informatory overload the common man (woman and child) are often bombarded with unnecessary and often adverse particulars.

Don't you often wish that there was an entity that would tell you what to listen to, what to read, how to look and where to go? Of course you do, you were likely to have been born in the former Soviet Union (or during the Regan era). Either way, the nostalgia for those sunny decisionless days is deeply rooted within you. The Department of Agitation and Propaganda vows to fill that void. By delivering only Party Approved information in easy to comprehend bite size pieces, just like your babushka used to make.

You will come here for music reviews, film censorships, mandatory book recommendations, social intercourse and most importantly Department Sponsored Diskotek Event notifications.

This is your new home.

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Watch for it in mid January.

Watch for it in mid January.

Coming to  a Kolhoz, Kibbutz or a Square Dancing Club near you!